I can't take credit for this one as my own, but I have no idea where I read it, so I'll credit it to the tubes as an entity.
As a freshman in college, the thought of living in an apartment is big on my mind. One of the daunting tasks soon at hand will be keeping it clean, especially the kitchen.
So the trick is: you get one plate, one bowl, one fork, one spoon, and one knife. Enjoy...
If you want to eat something, you have to wash a plate for it first. You want to use your spoon; wash it.
Best case scenario: My apartment/house kitchen stays clean.
Worst case scenario: My kitchen sink has 5 dirty dishes in it.