I Have a Pen Problem
At this point, I was faced with a dilemma. I only had 3 packs of pens, which works out to be 24, which is good, but not nearly as awesome as 5 packs of pens. Normally, that would be that, but I happened to be in that side of town again (literally drove right by Fry's), so the obvious answer was to go in and buy another 5 packs.
I have 64 pens, and I spent $1.34 to get them. My life is awesome.